If I founded a religion

If you founded a religion...
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The Congressional Church of Political Karma

Your followers are a tight-knit bunch,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who are free and fun loving,

and who do not obsess overmuch about their beliefs.

Your followers must all wear

sandals

a brooch containing a portrait of you

a condom in their wallet (just in case)

a friendship bracelet

a locket containing a couple of your skin-flakes

Your followers are

all over the country (over 2,000,000),

and they don't interfere with the beliefs of outsiders.

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Who would be able to join your religion?

Only the Chosen People (selected on the basis of blood/genetics) Only the Chosen People (as chosen by YOU!) Only those who are willing to make lifestyle sacrifices and commit themselves to the faith. Anyone. Only those who meet our standards of merit or morality. Only those who can contribute to the growth of the organisation, financially or through hard work.